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  • 7 Easy Cookie Recipes You Have To Try

    7 Easy Cookie Recipes You Have To Try

    Do you love cookies? Of course you do, what kind of question is that? If you’re lazy or just are a lost cause when it comes to cooking,  you’re probably looking for the easiest cookie recipes out there.  We’ve done the work for you and found the most delicious looking, idiot proof (almost) cookie recipes

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  • 21 Awesome ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For Your Partner

    21 Awesome ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For Your Partner

    Would you rather? is a classic game among men and women of all ages, shapes, and sizes. It’s fun, simple, and enticing. Not to mention you really get to know someone through their answers! Well, as you know, here at Statisfy we love your feedback and we love making polls, so we decided to play

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  • The Shocking Findings of Why Cookies Are Good For You

    The Shocking Findings of Why Cookies Are Good For You

    Yes, you read that right. Cookies are the new kale, haven’t you heard? Well, that’s not exaaactly what we mean by good for you. Ever since we were little the cookie jar was our holy grail. There’s just something about cookies that makes you feel some typa way. Cookies are delicious and make you happy, which is

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  • How To Travel On A Budget

    How To Travel On A Budget

      You’re paying bills, car payments, rent, and your pet’s vet bill all while slaving away at your cubicle job. You know what it’s time for? VACATION!!!!!! But wait, there’s just one problem: you’re a little tight on money. Lucky for us, there are ways to learn how to travel on a budget. Learning how to

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  • 30 Cats That Have More Cash Than You Ever Will

    30 Cats That Have More Cash Than You Ever Will

    Instagram, SnapChat, and Facebook are each inundated with the anti-glamorous selfie pictures paralleling the essence of Scumbag Steve. To add to the douche-baggery, a massive percentage of these pictures are taken with handfuls of cash. Naturally, these photos are being misconstrued as being cool or hip. But really, they’re just a pubic hair shy of pathetic. 

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  • Taco Tuesday! 24 Musts To Make The Taco Turn Up Real

    Taco Tuesday! 24 Musts To Make The Taco Turn Up Real

    Taco Tuesday is upon us! It’s a hundred freaking degrees outside, you’re sweating like a sieve under a sink, and all you want to do is tack on some calories since you’re burning off more by simply existing than you have during any workout before… Sorry if you disagree, but this all screams drinks and

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  • We Finally Found A Way To Save Elephants and Rhinos From Poachers, But It’s Not What You Would Expect

    We Finally Found A Way To Save Elephants and Rhinos From Poachers, But It’s Not What You Would Expect

      For years, the demand for ivory was so high that the elephant populations were in serious danger. And by serious, we mean SERIOUS. Although it’s actually illegal to kill elephants in Africa, poaching is still a huge problem. The ivory trade has killed hundreds of thousands of elephants; but there might be a new

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  • 24 Cartoon Shows that 90s Kids Will Definitely Remember

    24 Cartoon Shows that 90s Kids Will Definitely Remember

      It’s time to dig out your retro, sepia-tinted memories of the past. Do you remember when the best entertainment came from the static-filled, fat TV placed on the kitchen counter? Take a moment to recall brightly-colored shows with talking dogs, cool gangs of kids and epic heroes. The 90s birthed a wave of some

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  • Words We Still Can’t Believe Were Added To The Dictionary

    Words We Still Can’t Believe Were Added To The Dictionary

      Good news, millennials! It seems our generation has really made such an impact, that all of our weird abbrevs and phrases have been added into the dictionary. Some of these we’re not sure if we should be proud of, but now if your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc don’t understand a word your saying, you can

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  • Disney Channel Stars: Then And Now

    Disney Channel Stars: Then And Now

    Ever wonder what your favorite Disney Channel star is up to nowadays? Better yet, do you ever wonder what they look like now? Did they grow up to be super hot or super not? Whether you like it or not, Disney Channel stars move on, and they’re no longer the innocent little kids they played

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  • Everything To Know About Dating A Girl With An Older Brother

    Everything To Know About Dating A Girl With An Older Brother

      It’s never easy meeting your new girlfriend’s family. The whole night you’re running down a checklist of to-do’s in your head: Make her mother laugh, shake her father’s hand firmly, eye-contact, manners, don’t shit my pants… and so on. At the end of the night, on your way home you grade your performance based

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  • I LOVE MYSELF! 30 Greatest Benefits to Being Single

    I LOVE MYSELF! 30 Greatest Benefits to Being Single

      Let’s face it: The expected direction in life usually comes to that time of marriage, childbirth, and family-building. And from the minute a teenager enters the days of legalized porn and cigarettes and edges closer to that 21 line, these moments come to the forefront of the mind.

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  • Embarrassing Moments Everyone Has Had During Class

    Embarrassing Moments Everyone Has Had During Class

      Some of our most embarrassing moments happened inside the classroom, starting from when we were wee ones to being semi-adults in college and beyond. Oh well, at least they make for some good stories!

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  • Don’t Do These Things At The Office: NSFW

    Don’t Do These Things At The Office: NSFW

      Coworkers: can’t live with em’, can’t live without em’ (well, you probably could). There are certain behaviors that are just NSFW (not safe for work), and they’re pretty much non-negotiable. If you do any of the things on this list, I suggest that you check yourself before you wreck yourself…because everyone at your office

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  • Moments When #GrowingUpWithSiblings Got Too Real

    Moments When #GrowingUpWithSiblings Got Too Real

      Remember when Twitter was overflowing with posts about what it was like growing up with strict parents? Well, that ship has sailed and now we’re talking about our bros and sistas. The trending hashtag, #GrowingUpWithSiblings is all too relatable for anyone out there who has had to deal with trolls, I mean siblings, all

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  • Forever Alone: 26 Hilarious Dating App Profiles

    Forever Alone: 26 Hilarious Dating App Profiles

      Online dating and swipe-to-like apps are flooding social media. It’s gotten so contagious that seeing your mother in your suggested matches probably wouldn’t even surprise you! In fact, you’d probably just go back and rehash your entire life to find out what exactly you did to allow for this bullshit algorithmic interpersonal calculator to

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  • The Paws-On Mom: Adorable Overbearing Parents

    The Paws-On Mom: Adorable Overbearing Parents

      Remember when you first started going to the movies or the mall with your friends without your parents present? Easily one of the coolest feelings ever. And what made it even cooler were the countless times you tried to do away with your parents and their micro-managerial ways in association with their natural protective

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  • T. Swift vs. Nicki Minaj…WTF Happened?

    T. Swift vs. Nicki Minaj…WTF Happened?

      Cue Bad Blood. If you own a television and have a pulse, you’ve probably heard about the drama that ensued between female pop star, Taylor Swift, and female rapper, Nicki Minaj. Everyone from E! News to Fox News is reporting on this hoedown throwdown, so it must be important. If you’re confused about what

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  • National Hot Dog Day: A Loveable Reminder As To Why We Love Hot Dogs

    National Hot Dog Day: A Loveable Reminder As To Why We Love Hot Dogs

    Everybody loves a good wiener! No, you perv, I’m not talking about genitals, I’m talking about wieners… good ol’ fashioned wieners! It’s National Hot Dog Day today, and we’re here to help you celebrate. Naturally, we can’t buy you a hot dog, nor can this article grow a pair of arms and feed it to

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  • We Feel So Bad For These Kids #GrowingUpWithStrictParents

    We Feel So Bad For These Kids #GrowingUpWithStrictParents

    This past week, #GrowingUpWithStrictParents was trending big time on Twitter. A bunch of kids with helicopter parents united in a Twitter rage, sharing experiences, techniques, and WTF moments they’ve had growing up with the strictest parents out there. Here are some of our favorites from these poor, overly parented children.

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  • A Dirty Mind’s Hilarious Twist to Office Innuendo

    A Dirty Mind’s Hilarious Twist to Office Innuendo

    Everyday doesn’t have to be “just another day at the office” if you get your mind out of the gutter and realize that almost everything can be taken to a dirty, filthy, inappropriate, and uncomfortable place! And if it can’t be, throw a “That’s what she said” or “In bed” at the end of it

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  • Sh*t You Learn In Grade School That You’ll Never, Ever Use

    Sh*t You Learn In Grade School That You’ll Never, Ever Use

    Rarely do we credit our successes in life to what we learned in grade school. And that’s because most of it was totally and utterly useless. Scroll as you take a walk down memory lane.

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  • 15 Kinds Of Friends We All Need In Our Lives

    15 Kinds Of Friends We All Need In Our Lives

    Friends are great; they make us laugh, do stupid sh*t with us, help us fix our mess ups, and much more. We all bring something unique to the table, good or bad. Your friend group is bound to have a couple of stragglers, but you’ll most likely have friends that fall into one or more

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  • Oh The Places For A Cat Nap!

    Oh The Places For A Cat Nap!

    Getting tired is a natural function, especially in accordance with a long, hard day’s work. Science has shown that the most effective power-regenerating nap is that of the 20 minute variety. In other words, if you’re groggy, take a cat nap! But the art of the cat nap has yet to be mastered by mankind.

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  • Why Having A Pet Makes Your Life Infinitely Happier

    Why Having A Pet Makes Your Life Infinitely Happier

    Dogs are no longer man’s only best friend anymore! From furry to freaky, scaly to slimy, all pets alike continue to make our lives better on a daily basis. Beyond the countless kitty licks, fetch, and through-the-glass staring contests (with your goldfish), there is something much deeper that makes us fall in love with our

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  • Oh Crap… 18 Worst Moments To Realize You Have To Poop

    Oh Crap… 18 Worst Moments To Realize You Have To Poop

    In a world full of difference, dispute, controversy, and perpetual disagreement, one thing remains true to all: shit happens. You’ve had it happen to you, I’ve had it happen to me… One minute we’re fine and the next we’re Charlie Chaplin-ing to the nearest dump-safe alcove, praying with all the good-nature and honesty we’ve got

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  • 15 Cartoon Cliques We Wish We Were A Part Of

    15 Cartoon Cliques We Wish We Were A Part Of

    Afternoons as children were filled with a little bit of homework and a lot of cartoons. Whether it was a group of superheroes fighting evil villains, or a group of babies going on strange adventures, we all dreamed of being in a cartoon clique (and some of us probably still do).

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  • These Adorable Cuddlers Prove That We’re The Real Pets

    These Adorable Cuddlers Prove That We’re The Real Pets

    We love our pets. Their unconditional love, kisses, snuggles… They’re awesome and that’s why we bring them home. But let’s be real here, people. Those adorable cuddlers are in way more control than some of us would like to admit. Safe to say, we’re the real pets in most relationships we have with them.

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  • How A Toy Dog Will Complete Your Life

    How A Toy Dog Will Complete Your Life

    The toy dog is an actual group classification of dog and according to the American Kennel Club, have the main function of “embody[ing] sheer delight.” They’re easy to spot because they look exactly like how you’re picturing a toy dog would: small, charming, and lovable. No matter how good or bad your life may already

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  • Want Instant Happiness? Eat One of These 25 Delicious Foods!

    Want Instant Happiness? Eat One of These 25 Delicious Foods!

    Face it, most of us, if not all, love to eat food no matter what we say to others. If there’s that one person who says that they love surviving on salad…well, they’re either lying or they’re the first human rabbit. At home, they probably curl up under their covers, pigging through two cartons of

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