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    Marry, F*@k, Kill With The Hottest Artists

    It’s time for a round of “marry, fuck, kill”. If you don’t know how to play (what planet are you  living on?), all you have to do is choose which musician/artist you would rather marry, fuck, or kill. Pretty simple, right? Some of the choices are tough, but you have to decide! To make this

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  • ‘Would You Rather’ Questions To Ask Your Date

    ‘Would You Rather’ Questions To Ask Your Date

    New relationships can be awkward. What to say? When to say it? Do I initiate the kiss? We don’t blame you for fretting. Anytime two people come into a situation like that there’s going to be emotional distress. But relax… we’ve got your back. Here at Statisfy we know the value of breaking the ice

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  • Best of #GrowingUpSpoiled

    Best of #GrowingUpSpoiled

    We’ve already seen the best of #GrowingUpWithStrictParents and #GrowingUpWithSiblings. Now, we’re looking into the live of these kids who are#GrowingUpSpoiled. Let’s face it, some of our parents love us TOO much and we get our way more often than not. And if you didn’t grow up spoiled, you can laugh/cringe at how over-indulged these children are.

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  • This Bed Will Never Make You Late For Work Again!

    This Bed Will Never Make You Late For Work Again!

    Do you suffer from the common problem of getting out of bed in the morning? We’re right there with you. There is nothing more tragic than having to say goodbye to those warm sheets and fluffy pillow to go to your day job. Where, let’s be honest – you are just spending 8 hours dreaming

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  • You Are My Sunshine: An Ode To Food (by Dog)

    You Are My Sunshine: An Ode To Food (by Dog)

    Food, food, food… We all love food. Being hungry is awful. Being around humans that are hungry is just downright depressing. Cats and dogs feel the same way (just ask Buster when you get home, he’ll tell you)! Luckily for them, though, any good pet owner, such as yourself, thinks about these kinds of things and

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  • This Homeless Man Will Shock You When You Hear Him Play Piano

    This Homeless Man Will Shock You When You Hear Him Play Piano

    It’s true that most of us have some hidden talent that sets us apart and makes us truly special. For Donald Gould, a 51 year old homeless man from Sarasota, Florida, it’s playing the piano.

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  • Watching These Baby Goats Playing Musical Stumps Is All You Need To See Today

    Watching These Baby Goats Playing Musical Stumps Is All You Need To See Today

      What more do you need than baby goats hopping around to make your day better? Really? Not even the most cynical and angry person in the world can stop their heart from smiling when you see these spunky little devils do their thing. Even just a picture of them can make your heart melt

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  • This Pygmy Hippo Taking It’s First Swim Is The Cutest Ever

    This Pygmy Hippo Taking It’s First Swim Is The Cutest Ever

      Watch as this adorable pygmy hippo takes it’s first swim along side it’s mom in the water. If this video doesn’t leave you wanting to adopt one, you just don’t have a soul!

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  • These 25 Toys Will Make Your Summer Better [You Have Technology To Thank]

    These 25 Toys Will Make Your Summer Better [You Have Technology To Thank]

    Summer time is finally here. So now that you’ve successfully ripped the sleeves off of every t-shirt you own, bronzed yourself in the gleaming sun to the point of happy ripeness, and it’s hotter than a well digger’s ass outside, you’re ready to really do the summer dance. But all you have in your front

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  • These Tumblrs Will Make You Want To Travel The World

    These Tumblrs Will Make You Want To Travel The World

    With how busy we can get as human beings, we often lose sight of the scale upon which we compare to the world around us. Look around you. How many people do you see? Me… I see 11. Now process the fact that our planet is inhibited by more than 7 billion people! Crazy, huh?

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  • 21 Great Would You Rather Questions To Plan Your Vacation

    21 Great Would You Rather Questions To Plan Your Vacation

    Vacationing is always fun. The process of choosing where you’ll be for the week or so you’re away is not as easy and stress-free. After all, there are so many places you could choose from. What it boils down to is simply preference, and where you choose to go is usually where you’d rather be

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  • National Friendship Day – Best TV BFFs

    National Friendship Day – Best TV BFFs

    Happy #NationalFriendshipDay! Friendship is a beautiful thing, and we’d all be pretty lost without our best friend. Thankfully, we’ve had some friend-spiration from our favorite TV shows that have shown us what true friendship really looks like. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

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  • 7 Easy Cookie Recipes You Have To Try

    7 Easy Cookie Recipes You Have To Try

    Do you love cookies? Of course you do, what kind of question is that? If you’re lazy or just are a lost cause when it comes to cooking,  you’re probably looking for the easiest cookie recipes out there.  We’ve done the work for you and found the most delicious looking, idiot proof (almost) cookie recipes

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  • 21 Awesome ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For Your Partner

    21 Awesome ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For Your Partner

    Would you rather? is a classic game among men and women of all ages, shapes, and sizes. It’s fun, simple, and enticing. Not to mention you really get to know someone through their answers! Well, as you know, here at Statisfy we love your feedback and we love making polls, so we decided to play

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  • The Shocking Findings of Why Cookies Are Good For You

    The Shocking Findings of Why Cookies Are Good For You

    Yes, you read that right. Cookies are the new kale, haven’t you heard? Well, that’s not exaaactly what we mean by good for you. Ever since we were little the cookie jar was our holy grail. There’s just something about cookies that makes you feel some typa way. Cookies are delicious and make you happy, which is

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  • How To Travel On A Budget

    How To Travel On A Budget

      You’re paying bills, car payments, rent, and your pet’s vet bill all while slaving away at your cubicle job. You know what it’s time for? VACATION!!!!!! But wait, there’s just one problem: you’re a little tight on money. Lucky for us, there are ways to learn how to travel on a budget. Learning how to

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  • 30 Cats That Have More Cash Than You Ever Will

    30 Cats That Have More Cash Than You Ever Will

    Instagram, SnapChat, and Facebook are each inundated with the anti-glamorous selfie pictures paralleling the essence of Scumbag Steve. To add to the douche-baggery, a massive percentage of these pictures are taken with handfuls of cash. Naturally, these photos are being misconstrued as being cool or hip. But really, they’re just a pubic hair shy of pathetic. 

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  • Taco Tuesday! 24 Musts To Make The Taco Turn Up Real

    Taco Tuesday! 24 Musts To Make The Taco Turn Up Real

    Taco Tuesday is upon us! It’s a hundred freaking degrees outside, you’re sweating like a sieve under a sink, and all you want to do is tack on some calories since you’re burning off more by simply existing than you have during any workout before… Sorry if you disagree, but this all screams drinks and

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  • We Finally Found A Way To Save Elephants and Rhinos From Poachers, But It’s Not What You Would Expect

    We Finally Found A Way To Save Elephants and Rhinos From Poachers, But It’s Not What You Would Expect

      For years, the demand for ivory was so high that the elephant populations were in serious danger. And by serious, we mean SERIOUS. Although it’s actually illegal to kill elephants in Africa, poaching is still a huge problem. The ivory trade has killed hundreds of thousands of elephants; but there might be a new

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  • 24 Cartoon Shows that 90s Kids Will Definitely Remember

    24 Cartoon Shows that 90s Kids Will Definitely Remember

      It’s time to dig out your retro, sepia-tinted memories of the past. Do you remember when the best entertainment came from the static-filled, fat TV placed on the kitchen counter? Take a moment to recall brightly-colored shows with talking dogs, cool gangs of kids and epic heroes. The 90s birthed a wave of some

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